Limericks
Other blogs have recently been inundated with misc crap relating to big ears and his horse, this is slightly different. Hopefully, as the pollies say this may keep you amused, especially some of you bone idle sods on the dole, lazing around, "Go on, Get your self a job". Anyhow i'll need an explanation from you, telling me why you had time to waste to enter the 'Limerick Competition' First Prize a self funded back packer holiday in Somalia. So here we go you Miltons Grays and Kiplings, remember, No dunny doggeral, like "One would think with all this wit etc" Remember, only five line limerick poems only, depicting the nuptials of Chas and Cam. Now get on with.
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A big eared jockey called Charles
Had a Horse with flatulent bowels
He could never get started
Till the bloody Mare Farted
Then it shot to the front on the rails.
A late starter but very good finisher
If Diana got wind
It never came out
So it looks like she's doin' it for her
But his boys prefer the farmer
He wanted to work it out
She was going to shout
He said I will be King
Get rid of this ring
Ive got a new thing
Ding aling ling
He spoke to his boys
About their toys
But of course
They laughed of course
Because they weren’t with the farmers horse
HewantedtoworkitoutShewasgoingtoshoutHesaidIwillbe
KingGetridofthisringIvegotanewthingDingalinglingHesp
oketohisboysAbouttheirtoysButofcourseTheylaughedofc
ourseBecausetheyweren’twiththefarmershorse
codswallop.
Try five of the best or you will cop six of the best, smart alec. now off to bed, Good morning. 2 am
GOOD FRIDAY today, a day of reverance for some, moderate your language, no need for extreme obscenities
You better do your best
As he wants your theme
Five lines and extreme
Lively but clean
Dave's limerick is leading ,to date.
My limerick is this.
Chas not showing remorse
Says i will wed Camilla by force
She may not become Queen
At Horseguards parade Scene
But run the grand national course
Post Closed.