Scumbag Cricketers
So why do we have to put up with watching our favourite sports people displaying them selves like drunken ape like louts at a Barry Dogshead afternoon Barby.
The crabby appearance of our nose picking, unshaven crutch scratching Oz Cricketers, who cheat like the blazes, even though being assumed as the best in the world, but I am not too sure about that.
Why refer to them as sporting Heros. I think not, that is bullshite.
Hardly a life threatening dying for your country situation, maybe for their opponents, when that dunny sized blonde weetbix munching dicko loses his cool.
I believe they are a bunch of arrogant actors-well paid icons. nothing else.
Are they worse than the other teams of flanneled fools?
Are Oz umpires cheating our opponents? I think so.
I believe the pommies are nice well bred players. What say you old chappie?
Where is the Wankhede Cricket stadium? Did Robbo once say, dunno I fink they all are?
The crabby appearance of our nose picking, unshaven crutch scratching Oz Cricketers, who cheat like the blazes, even though being assumed as the best in the world, but I am not too sure about that.
Why refer to them as sporting Heros. I think not, that is bullshite.
Hardly a life threatening dying for your country situation, maybe for their opponents, when that dunny sized blonde weetbix munching dicko loses his cool.
I believe they are a bunch of arrogant actors-well paid icons. nothing else.
Are they worse than the other teams of flanneled fools?
Are Oz umpires cheating our opponents? I think so.
I believe the pommies are nice well bred players. What say you old chappie?
Where is the Wankhede Cricket stadium? Did Robbo once say, dunno I fink they all are?
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I bet your real name is Desmond Dithering. Dugger off you silly dong womp.
Blokes like you are potential rapists,dickory dickory .....
are there any lonely batters out there. Lonely Angela xxx.
My inner most feelings indicate, that you sweet angela darling are an easy going middle aged Bimbo, fully qualified to be able to deal with the run of the mill desires of men, particularly men who play cricket. Oh Angie sweetpea your cricket club FORUM story was good,and would be better if it were true, it would be doubtful that any cricketer's boundary would exceed more than one five minute over with you. However you would fit in to be the life and soul of any party, but your other excesses would cost far beyond the boundaries of the average male wallet. Although your yarn is related to this thread, I will indicate right now, this is not an Agony Aunt page, this is supposed to be a blokey thing about cricket.Strewth!!
A spray of mortein got rid of the lodgers
Good mortein, scratch mee no more at match.
Your remarks could be about our Angela who works at our club too,
She gets around a bit, she recently said that the baked beans in her bag were there in case UnoU turns up
PS She could be sourcing the Crabs in our Knacker covers (Boxes)
A nod from the UMP to the capt means I will give him out on your next appeal and the Umpire showing two fingers means, 'you owe me two beers Bucko"
I must very much like to tell my views on the matter of very very bad mistaken happenings by umpires.
Some umpires fearfull for loosing there living, when spoke about badly by news papers.
Going back I remember many times in your beloved country when I was given 'out' very very badly by umpires when frighted by loud screaming appeals,, the weak umpire was being glared at and in fright by ugly looks from fielding players, it goes on still and should be stopped now!!!! Please do what I ask. use the third umpire and the batmens benefit of doubt law. I dont like cricket...Oh no...I love it. A Singh.
somstimes i wonder how cricket survives in England? us Aus gents play 7 months of the year, the poms have a season of 3-4 months, which is played in weather conditions similar to our off season.
We are the lucky country, our aus climatic conditions weigh heavily in our favour; to be able to play all sports in comfort. I wonder what our sporting records would read like if we lived in European climatic conditions?