The Daily Gaggle

FIRST OF ALL WE CELEBBRATE THE QUEENS BIRTHDAY on the WRONG DAY. The second Monday in June. The Queens birthday is actually the 21st day in April. SECONDLY THE BRITISH REMEMBER THE FALLEN IN WAR on the nearest sunday to the eleventh day of November. Is this in order to eliminate the workforce from indulging in yet another public holiday on REMEMBRANCE DAY. NOV 11 YESTERDAY Wednesday 29 June 2005. THE BRITISH STARTED THE 200th ANNIVERSARY OF THE (Sea) BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR CELEBRATIONS. ( Admiral Horatio Nelson and the HM SHIP of the line HMS VICTORY, currently preserved in dry dock in Portsmouth England and aged about 240 years, being the main attraction, together with a large contingent of British Commonwealth and visiting foreign Warships). The problem is, myself not being dimwitted as their Lords and Commissioners of the Admiralty(M O D: NAVY) seem to be, would like to point out that, the BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR WAS FOUGHT ON; THE TWENTY FIRST DAY OF OCTOBER 1805. Incidently; it was on...

Our ship and crew sailed north to the conflict in company of a vast number of other warships on Feb 28 1945. The period of three months involving operation 'Iceberg' which included eight weeks of continual contact with the enemy and lesser periods of involvement, near places like Okinawa 'The big one', on all fools day April 1, Easter Sunday 1945, where American forces landed and other places like Ishigaki, Myako shima and Sakashima gunto. In my precarious, unenviable action station on the air defence position, I could see Kamikases galore. on many occasions, the brown trouser situation seemed imminent, but I was convinced that I was far too young to die; there were far too many more exciting things for me to achieve before that happened. After leaving the operational area, we called into the U S A base at Guam in the Marianas. With us Were our escorting destroyers, The HM Ships Troubridge , Tenacious and Termagent. The crews enjoyed the shore recreational facilities a...

OUR SPORTING HEROES? SORRY ICONS er BETTER STILL ARSEHOLES ARE UP TO THEIR LOONEY RAMPAGING ONCE AGAIN. IF IT ISN'T RAPE PILLAGE AND BIFF CARNAGE FROM THE BIG LEAGUE BRAIN-DEAD GOONS, WE HAVE THE GORMLESS LOW ACHIEVING MUTTONHEAD TEENAGE THUGBY LEAGUE PLAYERS RUNNING AMOK LIKE CRAZED MARAUDING NEANDERTHALS. THE LATEST IGNOMINOUS ACTIVITIES BY THIS HORDE OF OPEN-MOUTHED GLARING IMBECILES HAS BEEN THEIR SENSELESS TRASHING OF PROPERTY BELONGING TO THE 'BANANA MOTEL': AT "COFFS HARBOUR, NSW. I HAVE SPOKEN TO MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES AND IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED THAT OVER AND ABOVE THE AMOUNT OF RESTITUTION TO BE PAID; A SIX MONTH JAIL TERM ADDED PLUS TWELVE STROKES OF THE RATTAN CANE WOULD BRING THESE BULLY BOYS TO ORDER. The list of damaged property seems endless, more than a dozen forms of multiple destruction. should we allow this needless tempestuos dissident crazy mob to ride rough shod over us, I THINK NOT! Will you WIMP this out or have your say?

Chapelle Corby, The 27 year old Australian beauty consultant,Will be incarcerated in a Indonesian prison for the next 20 years, for allegedly smuggling 4.5 kilos of Marijuana. Corby will receive no special privileges apart from comfort gifts of food and personal items. It is not expected that, the Australian Govt will assist Corby, or interfere in the case. A un-named Indonesian drug offender, serving 4 years in a Australian prison for a similar offence, has been afforded the privilege of 'Day Release', so that he is able to earn aprox Aus$400-00 per week to enable to him to support his Indonesian dependants. The Senior Indonesian Judge responsible for the conviction of Corby, is paid a salary To the equivalent of Aus$7,000-00 per Ann. A Single Australian Male; Dole Recipient,is awarded the equivalent of Aus$12,500-00 Per Ann. for doing absolutely sod all. The Indonesian Prisoner In Australia on day release earns the equivalent of Aus$20,800-00 per Ann. Now this info is availab...

The WOBBLIES WOBBLY CULT has now reached the USA, CANADA, GREAT BRITAIN, and now AUSTRALIA. The Book by the well known Author 'JOHN LEONARD SPENCER, Titled ' WAVING GOODBYE TO A THOUSAND FLIES'; Has spawned a great deal of interest in the term ' Wobblies', used frequently by a charactor in his book, when describing Ladies breasts or what was, as the new cult followers state; were once referred to as TITs And other common names. JOHN LEONARD SPENCER, is now promoting his book on this site. EXCERPTS from his book may be read by clicking on the book Cover image. Some excerpts referring to the term wobblies are as follows. Bob then continued saying " Uncle Albert had described me as an unusual sort, who had not only a fetish , but a gourmet attitude whe it came to to ladie's Wobblies. We had a different conductor on the bus on the way home, he was more considerate than the other conductor who objected to my groping Emily's wobblies, and suggested I s...