A NEW SLANT ON GETTING YOUR LEG OVER or BEING TOO FAST ON YOUR FEET
WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND: A 31 year old man with no arms has appeared in court charged with dangerous driving after police stopped him driving with his feet at high speed.
Police claim Colin Raymond Smith was doing 121km/ph(75 mph)- 21km over the limit - while using one foot to steer from his reclined seat and the other to control the brake and accelerator.
Smith, who had two passegers in the car, told an officer he was born without arms, had never had a drivers licence and had been driving with his feet for years.
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Police claim Colin Raymond Smith was doing 121km/ph(75 mph)- 21km over the limit - while using one foot to steer from his reclined seat and the other to control the brake and accelerator.
Smith, who had two passegers in the car, told an officer he was born without arms, had never had a drivers licence and had been driving with his feet for years.
OPEN FORUM COMMENTS Not appertaining to this post are allowed on this comment thread, marked Open forum.
J L SPENCER'S novel 'WAVING GOODBYE TO A THOUSAND FLIES', ISBN 1-4120-3384-5, U/S$21-95. Available from the publisher, click on the ICON.
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'Waving Goodbye to a Thousand Flies'
I say my friends I not lend it you buy tight wad.
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"Are you looking at my chest"
And I replied.
"Yes , I can hardly miss it" and then we both laughed.
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MAD MAX FLAIR TO IRAQ SERIES.
Between Mad Max and M*A*S*H - Mel Gibson's production company is teaming up with Cable Channel USA Network to create a dark comedy set during the Iraq war.
'Peace Out', a six hour mini series will follow the journey of two Americans venturing to Iraq after the fall of Baghdad.
The announcement follows Gibson's recent attack on US President George W Bush, Where he compared Bush's leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilisation in his new film Apocalypto.
"The fearmongering we depict in the film reminds me of President Bush and his guys," Gibson said.
Hey- and that george bush yank presido is a right fart to, talk about Sieg Heil those dimwit yanks have got a right arsehole for a leader
(1)Obtain a 12 ft length of half inch garden hose and lubricate one end.
(2)When nearest and dearest is fast asleep and dreaming of her lover you know nothing about, you with the utmost loving care, shove the lubed end well into your darlings sphincter.
(3)If your flatulent lover smiles, and I see no reason why she shouldn't, poke the other end out of the bedroom window and you will be home and hosed.
Please guys, end of subject.