Wealthy Oriental Gents, or WOGS WHO EAT DOGS
YUK YUK. But it's true, Dogs are on the menu in TAIWAN and not just one type of dog, but any breed. This practice of rustling and eating your neighbours best friend is not new, but some unwary tourists found out too late that, the bone they were eating the meat from; that which they would normally give to Rover, was none other than Rover himself.
I have put together a possible Menu which could be encountered should you visit Taiwan (formerly Formosa)and be game enough to shake a canny chopstick or two at the curious canine cuisine, slobber yer chops on this lot, if you are barking mad.
THE MENU
Poached poodle with braised Boxer, Entree Sweet& sour Samoyed.
Curried Corgi in Royal Jelly, Entree Bitches tits with paw paw gravy.
Scotch Terrier in teriyaki sauce, entree Puree of Flench flied fleas.
Bow Wow Sum Chow, Entree Pekingese and Duck soup.
Bistro Menu
The following served with Vegetables or choice of salads.
Chihuahua and chips----Corned Collie and chips----Stir fried Spaniel and Fries.
Mongolian Mongrel Lamb----Mauser & Mushroom Omelette----Springer Spaniel Rolls.
Bitzer Shnitzels.---- All come with a free bowl of Stray dog combination soup.
ROAST OF THE DAY: French Greyhound Stuffed with Neutered Nuts (With garlic)
with condiments and compliments
The WOOF CHOW BOW WOW RESTAURANT.
I have put together a possible Menu which could be encountered should you visit Taiwan (formerly Formosa)and be game enough to shake a canny chopstick or two at the curious canine cuisine, slobber yer chops on this lot, if you are barking mad.
THE MENU
Poached poodle with braised Boxer, Entree Sweet& sour Samoyed.
Curried Corgi in Royal Jelly, Entree Bitches tits with paw paw gravy.
Scotch Terrier in teriyaki sauce, entree Puree of Flench flied fleas.
Bow Wow Sum Chow, Entree Pekingese and Duck soup.
Bistro Menu
The following served with Vegetables or choice of salads.
Chihuahua and chips----Corned Collie and chips----Stir fried Spaniel and Fries.
Mongolian Mongrel Lamb----Mauser & Mushroom Omelette----Springer Spaniel Rolls.
Bitzer Shnitzels.---- All come with a free bowl of Stray dog combination soup.
ROAST OF THE DAY: French Greyhound Stuffed with Neutered Nuts (With garlic)
with condiments and compliments
The WOOF CHOW BOW WOW RESTAURANT.
Comments
I'm sorry your granddaughter appears ungrateful. I probably was much the same but only remember seeing my grandfather about 3 times my entire childhood. My other grandfather I didn't meet until I was 16 or so. I was glad to have the money they sent but was uncomfortable with writing a thank you to someone I didn't know. I wish my mother had sat with me and helped me compose a suitable note. I'm afraid I am just as guilty as she is in not training my own properly.
I've had dogs my entire life,
so i don't get it,they come
across as barbaric cavemen.
I think you can take off moderation
haven't heard from saby in hours.
Maybe he finally committed
himself to a mental hospital.
We can only hope.
Hopefully!!
Jeannie: Your forthrightness appeals to my way of thinking, getting to the crux of the matter asap and resolving problems as they arrive; whenever possible.
Some of the greatest moments of my twilight years are hearing our sons and G/Children say "I Love You". And the Missus of course.
Singlet(son of vest)Alias procrastinating No One Son: Nice to see you make that effort; if only brief.
Despite all of their efforts to live off the land it became increasingly difficult to find food aithough unknown to them a hidden valley promising life support existed two days trek away.
It was then the explorers decided Bob the dog would be their salvation. A quick tap on the head and Bob the dog was then roasted on a spit.
Later that day after filling their stomachs, their leader stated while looking at a pile of bones;
"Its a pity Bob isn't here he would have loved them bones".
It Feeds The Hand That Bites It".
I'll never eat dog. Dogs are a sacred animal to me. Come the zombie plague, it will be dogs that will save us all.
NEVER EAT ORIENTAL SALAMI.
Our servant or Amah was restricted to peeling the spuds and cleaning vegies plus washing and cleaning, to us the parents; the children's health and safety was paramount we were made aware that the above practices were wide spread in the orient and such practices die hard and are not uncommon to this day.
Where will you be eating out tonight?
BTW..I thought the menu was really whacky and yucky.. see ya& luvs ya cath X
and indeed so did Capt Cook Brit Roy/Navy eat his pet dogs liver.
I wonder if the yanks have dabbled in this macabre practice.
in the 18 cent am/civ war they ate their dead horses.
SABY "You are the weakest link. Goodbye"