"GIVE HIM AN OSCAR" Yell the soccer loonies
The World cup of Soccer-football is near its climax, the attention generated by the World cup held every four years; divides the period between the Olympics, but the nations heading the Olympic finalists are rarely seen as finalists in the soccer world cup.
Italy are now in the final, after beating Australia through a dodgy penalty decision, France is also in the final after an equally controversial penalty against Portugal.
Some soccer players are so grippingly histrionic as they fall to the ground with seemingly fatal injuries to the ankle or knee they make the death scene from Camille look like Julie Andrews singing The Lonely Goat Herder in The Sound of Music.
Lawyers sitting in the grandstands seem so convinced the players are on their death bed after taking a slight knock, rush to the well paid player with a last will and testament to be signed.
Eventually the stricken player rises to his feet thanking his particular God for a miraculous recovery from an injury which would have defied the healing powers of the water at Lourdes. It could be described as an eclectic mix of the tragedy of Pagliacci, the heartbreak of Madam butterfly and the comedy of Der Rosen Kavallier.
The player who was the so called transgressor gets his marching orders off the field, making it so much easier for his team to lose the game.
What we really need though,is that statuesque blonde Amazon who carries a spear and wears a viking helmet with a big horn either side. Seeing her coming at you, her bodice straining with the power of her voice and the helmet aimed straight at your backside, would get these frail little petals of Soccer players on their feet in a blink.
Now that OZTRAYER has been eliminated from this fiasco, the tabloids are back to the never ending boring load of crap about the never ending stories of THUGBY (Rugby League)today we had six pages of this codswallop, the list of genuine injuries would make you wince, several mindless 250 LB hulking players end up in wheelchairs as Quadriplegic's every year. In my early years I regarded sport as a fun thing, now it is more like war ,minus the shooting.
Italy are now in the final, after beating Australia through a dodgy penalty decision, France is also in the final after an equally controversial penalty against Portugal.
Some soccer players are so grippingly histrionic as they fall to the ground with seemingly fatal injuries to the ankle or knee they make the death scene from Camille look like Julie Andrews singing The Lonely Goat Herder in The Sound of Music.
Lawyers sitting in the grandstands seem so convinced the players are on their death bed after taking a slight knock, rush to the well paid player with a last will and testament to be signed.
Eventually the stricken player rises to his feet thanking his particular God for a miraculous recovery from an injury which would have defied the healing powers of the water at Lourdes. It could be described as an eclectic mix of the tragedy of Pagliacci, the heartbreak of Madam butterfly and the comedy of Der Rosen Kavallier.
The player who was the so called transgressor gets his marching orders off the field, making it so much easier for his team to lose the game.
What we really need though,is that statuesque blonde Amazon who carries a spear and wears a viking helmet with a big horn either side. Seeing her coming at you, her bodice straining with the power of her voice and the helmet aimed straight at your backside, would get these frail little petals of Soccer players on their feet in a blink.
Now that OZTRAYER has been eliminated from this fiasco, the tabloids are back to the never ending boring load of crap about the never ending stories of THUGBY (Rugby League)today we had six pages of this codswallop, the list of genuine injuries would make you wince, several mindless 250 LB hulking players end up in wheelchairs as Quadriplegic's every year. In my early years I regarded sport as a fun thing, now it is more like war ,minus the shooting.
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IDIOT!
olympics is banned to professional sportsmen
Ronaldo looks gorgeous
he is prettier than Michele
not true ZED
he is the SICKest
I like the word demise ..my sharon told me to use it.. she is boot i ful.. i luv sharon.
Saby: All of us fall into the 'idiot frame' from time to time, however,our brief visits compare little to your permanent residency.
I have been reading your novel on the train to work and back, no Dan Brown but he did not have your unique experiences to record.
It gives me much pleasure to tell you that in the wantoness of my mind I assumed the identities of both Emily and Emma, as a result my dear Hubby the past three nights has been mystified by all the fuss that I have made of him. BTW I quite liked the segment about Caroline, but I am too young to be into the Toy Boy thing.thats all except, xxx. LY. Hilary.
Michelle: It is doubtful that Zed would be another alias of Stabyu the Elephant Boy. Searching back I find Zed first appeared on my site in November 05 whereas Saby the Bombay gutter cleaner is relatively new to my scenario; 12 weeks.
When will you be getting the wheels turning on your Blogsite?
Zed is employed as a tyre (tire) fitter and garage hand I have been told, at a business on the Parramatta Rd Ashfield a suburb of Sydney Australia.
No contact with Gordon , Whom I have been reliably told by Zed and his employer works a night shift in a bakery at Newtown also a suburb of Sydney and I shall phone the bakery right now.
Gordons boss has confirmed that he is working there right now, and Gordon was surprised by my call.
Michelle this solves the problem.
This morning I phoned a Friend in Strathfield a suburb of Sydney Aus who runs a courier business, a courier will call at both home of Gordon and business address of Zed, very briefly for a further identity check. this BTW is costing me $16-50. the result should not take too long.
Michelle: I am also aware that there are others out there using dead end sites besides Z and G.
she sure is dumb though
did u watch the finals ?
did u see Zindane butt the italian player on the chest ?
and the ball was nowhere near
dis Zindane is MAD
i never seen him smile
or freak out when he scores
he and Mich are made for each other
i wish u wud visit www.keshigirl.blogspot.com
another Michele
she quit blogging for a while
because of me
fragile egos
So apart from making statuatory declarations before the supreme court or appearing on live television with messrs Zed & Gordon; tyre(Tire)fiter and Baker in that order, I have summoned them to attend my Octogenarian birthday bash this coming Sat July 15-16 for further proof that these living legends are not miscreant Saby aliases.
Michelle: nice person that you are and regular favored visitor to my site, it is my sad duty to inform you despite our seemingly amicable disposition that the dreaded female affliction of dogmatism has invaded your way of thinking, thus causing myself a fair amount of time wasting plus the expense of a courier and noshup for an extra four freeloaders at my B/day bash this Sat coming. plus because of all this rigmarole I am deeply hurt and shall now scurry off to hide and sob tears of joy in the hope nothing more can or will be said. Have a nice day x.
i admire your balls
will i get to see dem?
Mich just hit me and ran away
ao i am posting my response here
forgive me
your intelligence wing is messed up
u guys tot SADDAM had WMD
your intelligence guys cudnt see TWIN TOWERS coming
a guy flew his twin engined plane onto White House lawns
u guys hoisted the USA flag on the moon
the flag was blowing in the wind
but an Indian guy pointed out dat the moon has no air
.. i luv sharon too
the difference is
she loves me.
02-43909336, 02-43909100, 02-43588108.
It would be fun if both Michelle and Saby hopped on a plane and booked in too.
Sharon I have never met but will on Sat, She has booked in with Zed at the Budgewoi Inn, Hotel/Motel,in Ocean st, Budgewoi, tel, 02-43909336(check it out)
I don't think they were on that train in INDIA.
I being a forthright person have bent over backwards in several attempts to clear the fuzz and confusion relating to the mystery six hitter from India. Did you do a check at the motel on your computer? or do you require a bucket of blood, or DNA, pictures, toe nail clippings etc and final confirmation from the almighty? if so; it would have to end there, and should you continue to have that 'Banging ones Head on the wall' Syndrome, there is only the Devil himself to consult.
A better mate ive never had.
me and michele will be in Austrayalay on the 15 th
book a single room wid a double bed
she will be celebrating her bday too this month
she may not come willingly
but i intend to hijack the plane she is travelling in
and divert it to Austrayala
u can bet yr hairy ass
we will be there
Previous comment from vest should read IZZY DAVE not vest.
I am aware that a bit of ribaldry and imbibing occurred last night the empty J D bottle also the J W got more than a nudge, must clean up before nearest and dearest arrives home from visiting relo's in Newcastle.
See you Sat my 80th.
u r confusing the dumb blonde
and me
dont want to torment the dumb blonde no more, ,
dis is me Michele
I suppose I had better announce the winner of the (Soccer-Assoc Football) World Cup, ITALY.
Only The elephant boy commented.
Vest Im sorry if I said anything to upset u that u went to the extent of deleting my comments. But I hope u realise that Keshi isnt Saby. Saby is a friend of mine for years. I agree he's a pain in the butt, liver and wutnots :) but that's real life too - there r all sorts of ppl...learn to get along with them...live and let live in true Aussie spirit. After all life's too short to be u.
Good luck mate!
Keshi.
Whatever your so called good intentions are, I seriously think that you dear lady are pointing yourself in the wrong direction.
As for true Aussie spirit, Well thats a Myth which surfaces only when you have through your own stupidity have landed in the poo pile, the rest of the time free spirited Aussis are kept busy chopping down tall poppies, and Englishmen like my self are suffocating Sabies.