Well yank my doodle its a dandy

A bunch of unemployable bludgers and layabouts who do little else but whine about their woes, drug addiction, weight problems and the state of their god fearing dysfunctional inbred families.
This how I picture this intercommunicating cesspit of North American bloggers who consider any non American fair game for abuse.
In order to correct and create a level playing field for non American commenter's, I found myself dissected and most of my opinion rejected, obviously my reasoning was beyond their zero IQ comprehension.
One blog administrater has called for my extinction, and at this point in time is rallying this festering mob to use whatever devious methods they can concoct to bring about my demise.
Not a single person in this group has the intestinal fortitude to stand alone, to be honest I would rather have a snake as a friend than anyone from this sinister bunch of creeps, who are devoid of humour and the social graces.
So to my detractors I have this well used statement to offer you.
No one can be so calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Dim Witted Americans, who do not comprehend studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute. But today you can cop this lot for a change.