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People wishing to become Kiwi's, New Zealanders that is, will be taught N Z values before they are allowed in. This initiative has been launched in an attempt to avert tension and violence between locals and newcomers as well as those already settled. Federation of islamic associations of New Zealand president Javed Khan said he welcomed the education plan, as long as it did not evolve into a series of compulsory tests. More is the pity the Australian Fed govt can't pull its finger out and co-ordinate a similar set of values for indigenous New Zealanders arriving here willy nilly without residential permits. About 3% of the population of New Zealand are now domiciled in Australia. Most of the males are employed in the security businesses like bouncers in clubs; due to their overpowering body size. Australian prisoner of war, David Hicks say's his time of illegal imprisonment by the American global terrorists in Guantanamo Bay concentration camp; was a torture, the like of w...

Vest say's these three morons should cop it and cop the lot like 50 years in the slammer , anything and anyone involved with guns is to be deplored, fellow gun loving bloggers take note you bunch of assholes, you too are potential killers. Three Officers Charged in Sean Bell Killing Plead Not Guilty, Family Calls For JusticeListen to Segment Download Show mp3 Watch 128k stream Watch 256k stream Read Transcript Help Printer-friendly version Email to a friend Purchase Video/CD The three police officers indicted for the killing of unarmed bridegroom Sean Bell pleaded not guilty Monday after surrendering at the Queens County Courthouse. Detectives Michael Oliver and Gescard Isnora are each charged with first and second-degree manslaughter. Detective Marc Cooper, was charged with second-deg...

Labour sperm donors: new lapel pin and ear-tagging for honors recipients Written by queen mudder and Approved and edited by vest@dailygaggle.com Story written: 30 December 2006 Email this story Print this story Gong recipients with personalised badges London - (Ass Mess): Easy recognition of cash-for-honors gong-winners has been announced today in the form of a lapel pin bearing the ancient heraldic symbol of the asshole rampant. Newly created Life Peers can also choose a personalised form of the badge, for instance the fistful of cash, the Prime Monsterial (tennis) racket or the offshore tax haven slush fund PO Box number emblazoned in brass.A variation on the lapel pin under consideration is the ovine/bovine ear tag with easily accessible bar code that may be worn by local government workers and IT consultants honored for their work on the government's NHS computer.Lord Archer will be offered the option of electronic tagging and this facility may also be something for Lord Le...

It was during the spring of 1965 when my ship the HMS VERYLAM had called into Hamilton, Bermuda, After being ripped off being charged three bucks for a haircut and later a meal at the services club, I met the local barber in the Ace of Spades club. Most of the guys in the club were either well tanned or locals. after asking what price he pays for a haircut one local told me I had been seen off. I then told the barber that he owed me a beer at least for being dishonest, he then told me as I was a Honky and as a bloody tourist I was fair game and I had a gall to bail him up in the local indigenous club. The barber on the receiving end of some ostracizing looks bought me a beer at the bar and then I him and he me several times until that sad moment an announcement was made that the singer 'Nat King Cole' had passed away, it was the day after St Valentines day Feb 15 1965. As a mark of respect the bar closed and most patrons finished up drinking at the 'Horse and Buggy'. Ab...

This is the sort of sicko message American bloggers are sending me for what reason heaven knows. However the swiftdsl has not been used on my site for nearly a year now. but it was suggested recently that it was the address to use by tshsmom to her sicko cronies to send derogatory messages to me personaly, being tshsmom is the only person I know who used swift dsl to mail me I returned the message. ----- Original Message ----- From: Cleveland To: vest@swiftdsl.com.au Sent: Monday, March 12, 2007 4:14 PM Subject: Hot Australian News SYDNEY, March 11, 2007 08:56pm (AEDT) - The Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard have survived a heart attack. Mr Howard, 67 years old, was at Kirribilli House in Sydney, his prime residence, when he was suddenly stricken. Mr Howard was taken to the Royal North Shore Hospital where the best surgeons of Australia are struggling for his life. Click on the link below to get the latest information on the health of the Prime Minister: The Australian - keeping...

RED & BLUE POLITICIN AINT WHAT IT SEEMS TO BE A Wild West U/S Town was in a pre election frenzy. The two main Antagonists were a Democrat(labor) bloke wearing red and the republican (conservative) in blue.Rolling into town was the Medicine man with his horse and cart.Both political candidates challenged the medicine man on the validity of his claim, that, his Blue and Red medicines cured certain types of illness at differing times of the year.He Stated. The Red medicine was made from the bark at the top of the LACITILOP tree at the height of summer. The Blue Medicine was made from the bark at the bottom of the LACITILOP tree during the depths of winter.These medications are very similar to those you pollies propose to inflict on the general public, during your pathetic efforts to cure the financial woes of the state.But the truth is, MR RED if you allow him, will skin you from the earholes down.MR BLUE I am certain, will skin you from the toe nails upward.

Children of 11 to be Fingerprinted Children aged 11 to 16 are to have their fingerprints taken and stored on a secret database, internal Whitehall documents reveal.The leaked Home Office plans show that the mass fingerprinting will start in 2010, with a batch of 295,000 youngsters who apply for passports. Welcome to Big Brother Britain The Accuracy of Wikipedia After Wikipedia editor “Essjay” was caught bullshitting about his education and profession, news agencies have been questioning the accuracy of information on Wikipedia. I decided to test the site’s accuracy on subjects that I am familiar with. Retiree Stole $40,000 in Coins And Tokens Transit employee spends 20 years slowly stealing $40,000 worth of subway tokens, only to be foiled when transit system switches to swipe cards. The Ten Keys to Winning Any Argument Have you been at the losing end of more than just one argument lately? Read on for some comprehensive keys that will help you unlock your winning strategies and lure yo...

Copied from journal. Soon after taking on fuel at Gibraltar, our ship The HMS CEYLON The flag ship of Admiral Biggs RN, sailed to Takoradi on the Gold Coast of West Africa, where we unloaded stores and provisions for the ceremonies that were to take place further down the coast in Accra, the capital. Almost the entire population of Accra was Negro. They were friendly but misguided by their leaders. “Freedom, Freedom” was their familiar chant. On 6 March 1957 the Gold Coast, Ashanti, and Togoland became ‘Ghana.’ There was much celebration and dancing amongst us and the locals, this generated a fair ‘Whiff’ from the gyrating bodies as they shouted “Freedom! Freedom!” and I then shouting “Rexona! Rexona!” I stayed at the United Africa Co. Guest House. I remember “Reg H", a well-known red-haired professional cyclist from Nottingham England, who was in Accra flogging Raleigh bicycles to the locals; he had fallen down the stairs. He was not at all well from our binge the night befor...