Greed, Fornication and a bit of casual Sinning is ok. Now we are all going to Heaven.
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term paper. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED an A+
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term paper. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED an A+
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Comments
SIN is when u dont LOVE every body of any color, race, age, caste, creed, and sexual orientation
- says Jesus, the first Hippy, flower child
for kids
as u grow
u grow in Wisdom usually
VEST is the exception
military men want clear cut answers
whom to aim at
and shoot
Thank God a military man does not rule India
if we have no threat of War
we dont need to have an army and VEST types
Military guys are macho
they have zero tolerance for other sexually oriented guys
I detest George Patton
but I love Vest, for the sake of Rm
When did that happen?
dont use biblical (Old Testament- Jewish book) words
like Whore,Wicked, Fornication, Sex, etc
Jesus put an end to the OLD
a NEW commandment I give u
that u LOVE one another as I have loved u
and Mary Magdalene
ever since I got over my crush for Keshi and other teenagers
ever since I lissened to Jesus
and learnt to love a womans soul
and not just her body
STONE the adultress to DEATH
and then Jesus came along and said
let the man with no SIN cast the first STONE
and the VESTY types sheepishly walked away
and Jesus hugged Mary Magdalene
it is a sign of our times
the so called prostitute is damned
but the guys who avail of her services go scot free
when talking about SEX and GOD
u dont need Moderator mommy
disable Mommy
J it seems thouart running hot & cold again sport. maybe your B P is showing up again. Simmer down.
I shall not
I shall not be moved
u cant make me shut up
I will spread the message of Jesus
if u wont lissen, no prob
Rm will lissen
K will lissen
A will lissen
and Jesus will be happy
I am on my way to Heaven
I shall
I shall not
be moved
when u talk
u talk straight talk
call a SPADE a SPADE
no other word will suffice
and VEST does not allow the substitute
the F-word
one who works solely for the pleasure of being paid
by this definition my wife was Pro
and so are many wives of many guys
if u dont love the WORK u do
and u do it only for the salary
u r PRO man
and Doris was paid
she gave me love for INR 25
she didnt just give SEX
she loved me
and showed me how to love a woman
and many women were happy with what she taught me
see the woman as a sperm bag
then when they are done
they roll off
and roll a ciggy
the Malboro man
Lord Clive?
The vase is the largest of its kind offered for sale
Lord Clive is thought to have acquired it as a reward for his help in the victory at Plassey by the new Nawab, Mir Jaffir.
Lord Clive, the son of a Shropshire squire, had become a soldier and adventurer who had risen through the East India Company, amassing an incredible collection of artefacts.
He operated as ruler of British India as George III's representative.
But although he was once seen as a hero, his position was later questioned as the tide of opinion changed and he was criticised for his means of obtaining such riches.
He became an opium addict and committed suicide in 1774 at the age of 49.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3476227.stm
became adventurers in India and looted India under the EAST INDIA COMPANY
the others landed us as convicts to the penal colony
now called Australia
BTW Robert Clive koofered yonks ago, about middle age, committed suicide with drugs when unable to teach sub continent tenants good manners. some times it still shows.
that was a bit too raunchy for the gentler fairer sex
I always hit out at the Americans
but who are Americans?
see HOW THE WEST WAS WON
they were British adventurers again
they looted and raped the original inhabitants the so called Red Indians
behind every crime is a Britisher
and the creation of ISRAEL and making refugees of the PALESTINIANS
but there is KARMA
I believe in KARMA
now it has happened
GLOBAL RECESSION
and INDIA and CHINA will rule the World
inspite of OBAMA
In India we dont call dad
my old man
we touch the feet of our parents
we lissen to the wisdom of the aged folks
Daddy chan say the Japanese
the Chinese do likewise
and Jesus was not blonde as depicted by Western Bibles
Jesus was Asian
all the great religions of the World were born in Asia
I would suggest you focus your noddle on reality; there is little relevance to your inflexibility and needless preoccupation with your own race.
Forward thinking people have been aware for yonks that J C was not blonde, so stop nit picking and get connected fish head.
and Jesus loves u more than u know
u have created a Guinness record
staying faithful to Rm for more than 50 years
but that is no big deal really
I wud be faithful to Rm too
if I was in your shoes
did u really have sex that morning?
Kate and I want to know
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"
St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year."
God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."
"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?"
"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot for me there!"
"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it
like the other Ks I am intimate with and Rm
She is too damn sexy
too damn desirable
she has 243 suitors by last count
how she gonna choose one?
she will need a Hitech computer program to evaluate and select
I live in Stowmarket Suffolk, not that far from the old school. Went there for the centenary in 2003, must admit it got rid of a lot of demons I had about the school and some of the officers who where there. My place of work in the morning for the jobs we had to do befor school started was backstairs around the Captains living quarters and Lt Prices office who was jimmy the one in my time there. That area is the only part of the old school still standing. People live in that part today, could see where i had to apply the ronuk every morning about 6.45.
Such Memories. edward jones.
its true men and Vest talk
Jesus is God, if u believe Him
but His heavenly father sent him to Earth
with a human body with human passions
and He cudnt resist beautiful women
just as Vest and me
if Rm lived in those times
Jesus wud have got enraptured too
tommorow is only INSHA ALLAH
Babu Mendes a dear friend is being taken to rest
He succumbed to cancer after a long valiant fight
He spent a lotta time and money
doing up his house in Goa
He had plans to move to GOA after his 3 daughters married
one isnt married yet
when u make plans for the future
dont forget to say INSHA ALLAH
I want to give him a sock to the jaw
before I go
I am much older than you so you have that advantage, will you still love to sock my poor old jaw, you fruit cake. Mike.
anywhere any time what games do you play oh , i'm a bloke, waiting to be kissed on my......lily pad and turn into a handsome horny prince..xxx:)))) croak croak.
I am 5ft & eleven inches in height and weigh 55 kilos with my boots on
and I can fight or run
I dont have that extra 30 kilos u carry on your waist
Thank God
I am not u
if u want to kill somebody u dont need to pump iron
that was in the Middle Ages
now u just need to have enuff strength to hold a gun
and pull the trigger
and with a target as beeg as u
u cant miss