Dinner was a Strict Family Affair. Rusky version of Long Pig..
Sergey the carnivore not-unlike a Gater, gobbled his mater with veggies and taters.
MOSCOW: A Russian cannibal who ate his mother was given a higher sentence by a judge who said: "He was starving, he needed to eat". Sergey Gavrilov, 27, was jailed for jusy 14 years after confessing; "I did not like the meat very much.It was too fatty. But I was just so hungry, I had to eat it.
MOSCOW: A Russian cannibal who ate his mother was given a higher sentence by a judge who said: "He was starving, he needed to eat". Sergey Gavrilov, 27, was jailed for jusy 14 years after confessing; "I did not like the meat very much.It was too fatty. But I was just so hungry, I had to eat it.
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Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs.
Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon's bell hadn't rung at all!
Trevor went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.
The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The Result?
The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet surprise as well.
Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Do you know a Politician called Gordon?
For those whose egg laying days are over and you aged roosters whose bells aint a ringing any more, retirement makes you feel younger and often yearn for good old naughty days.
So if you are coming up for retirement from a stressful job and fear it might prove an anti-climax, stop worrying now!
I know from experience when leaving my first job in semi retirement (The R N)I was free from bondage! I had a feeling of
euphoria, I had never felt so relaxed in all my life. However, finally giving up work full time makes you feel at least ten years younger.
Physical illness and mental pressures melt away with the end of work and the benefits are lasting.
Do not over commit yourself, keep in touch with relatives and friends. and have the courage to say to yourself, I'll do what I want to do today. Vest.
I just heard this song Rose
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the light and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Just what you're thinking of
DO it NOW
what if ...
what If tomorrow never comes
So far this year you have taken away my favourite dancer Michael Jackson,
my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer Stephen Gately and my
favourite actress Farah Fawcett.
Just so you know, my favourite politician is Kevin Rudd.
my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer Elvis and my
favourite actress REKHA
Just so you know, my favourite politician is Wally
soul mind and body
Suddenly there will heaps of space for boat people everywhere. Mike.
Would they be good fertilizer for spuds and tomatoes?
But i'd give it a fair go mate.
jimmy boy watch it mate or you join my list of good friens.