Ok you Skinnies. here is your chance to become Obese like your Fat Friends.
Ok you Skinnies. Here's your chance to become Obese like your fat friends
I expect you remember the standard make up of the school kid gangs, one tall, three average size and one fat boy with spectacles. During recent years the order of things have changed to three four eyed fatties a stunted ginger head skinny.and a very fat girl, who is usually called tweety or laura for some odd reason.
So if you are a skinny and wish to move outwards to the fat trendy status, here is the best way to start.
In the School Canteen or in the lunch box mummy has prepared for you is the catalyst for expansion and the means to short circuit your life span. Start right now consuming heaps of Trans Fats which is found in a variety of foodstuffs notably those in a list shortly to follow, this will get you a proud pork belly in little or no time. Why? Because this crap you eat tastes delicious and is addictive because of that.
Mothers, whack some in your child's lunch pack, your skinny kid will love it and become a fat and happy rotund little blob in the wink of an eye.
Trans Fats are a deadly poison found on most supermarket shelves, even small doses are harmful, Trans fats are made synthetically in a process called Hydrogenisation. The changed fats extend the shelf life of cooking oil and improves the appearance and texture of baked food such as scones, muffins and cakes .
If a total ban is imposed, major food outlets will feel the impact most, also the fast food chain stores like McDonald's , KFC, Wendy's and Dunkin' Donuts.
So mums and dads keep your eyes peeled for this trans fats thingy if you want to stay thin, look for items which display the sign 'No Trans Fats, anything else has usually got this Trans fat crap. These are a few items you could avoid like the plague.
Margarine spreads and shortening.
Deep Fried Foods.
Frozen foods, including sweet pastries, sausage rolls, pies and fish fingers.
Pastries, donuts, muffins and cakes.
Biscuits, cookies and instant noodles.
Crackers, chips and crisps.
Confectionery,lollies-Candy and Chocolate, cereal bars and slices.
Cake mixes, dips, sauces and Chocolate spreads.
Ignore this warning and you may become only useful as a professional Santa Claus or a fat Tweety or Laura Claus.
Dedicated to two Fat Yankee Broads, Laura Widebeam and Tweety Fantail-Stern.
Click here for more info. http://www.choice.com.
I expect you remember the standard make up of the school kid gangs, one tall, three average size and one fat boy with spectacles. During recent years the order of things have changed to three four eyed fatties a stunted ginger head skinny.and a very fat girl, who is usually called tweety or laura for some odd reason.
So if you are a skinny and wish to move outwards to the fat trendy status, here is the best way to start.
In the School Canteen or in the lunch box mummy has prepared for you is the catalyst for expansion and the means to short circuit your life span. Start right now consuming heaps of Trans Fats which is found in a variety of foodstuffs notably those in a list shortly to follow, this will get you a proud pork belly in little or no time. Why? Because this crap you eat tastes delicious and is addictive because of that.
Mothers, whack some in your child's lunch pack, your skinny kid will love it and become a fat and happy rotund little blob in the wink of an eye.
Trans Fats are a deadly poison found on most supermarket shelves, even small doses are harmful, Trans fats are made synthetically in a process called Hydrogenisation. The changed fats extend the shelf life of cooking oil and improves the appearance and texture of baked food such as scones, muffins and cakes .
If a total ban is imposed, major food outlets will feel the impact most, also the fast food chain stores like McDonald's , KFC, Wendy's and Dunkin' Donuts.
So mums and dads keep your eyes peeled for this trans fats thingy if you want to stay thin, look for items which display the sign 'No Trans Fats, anything else has usually got this Trans fat crap. These are a few items you could avoid like the plague.
Margarine spreads and shortening.
Deep Fried Foods.
Frozen foods, including sweet pastries, sausage rolls, pies and fish fingers.
Pastries, donuts, muffins and cakes.
Biscuits, cookies and instant noodles.
Crackers, chips and crisps.
Confectionery,lollies-Candy and Chocolate, cereal bars and slices.
Cake mixes, dips, sauces and Chocolate spreads.
Ignore this warning and you may become only useful as a professional Santa Claus or a fat Tweety or Laura Claus.
Dedicated to two Fat Yankee Broads, Laura Widebeam and Tweety Fantail-Stern.
Click here for more info. http://www.choice.com.
Comments
I need to put on weight
my gf weighs 3 times as much as me
I'll call her big Bertha sat on our seat taking up half with a overhang on the end, the seat is 6Feet long. This buxom wench gobbled her king sized pack of fries and got up for another half sized pack as we finished ours.
These cars have failed most compulsary safety tests. only a complete nutter would buy one simply for its cheapness.
NANO has passed all the latest tests and is clean and fuel efficient
we dont employ them in my workplace, boss say's you dont know if their hands are clean.
I never hate but have variable likes and dislikes. it would appear you broach the subject of R H more often with your own brand of poking fun at your former masters.
The weather here is still cold, but not as bad as it was, however it is very unsettled and I believe temperatures are due to plummet again soon :(
Dad is well, keeping busy as always. George Stanley, our grandson will be 8 next week, where does the time go eh! He is going to have an Indianna Jones themed party, as he is his favourite character at the moment.......too old for Thomas The Tank engine now lol!!! Both granddaughters have started dance classes, Daisy is learning hip hop and Tia, street dance!
Everyone else is fine, no real news to tell you, so I will close for now,
Take care
Deb xxxx
u r both one man woman
and one woman man
if u dont count the chickens and the goats and the other farm animals
no animal is safe on VESTs farm
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now. Keep it up!
And according to this article, I totally agree with your opinion, but only this time! :)
I'll bet my shack to a brass razoo that Anon is none other than Andrew Burt.
Has time healed the pain and discomfort you suffered from my rebuke? If so it would be a one off. Many former blogging contacts in Nth America have yet to come to terms with my admonishments. Particularly the 'Gun Lovers' Of America.
Andrew : We now travel faster than ever in this philological age, everyone studies languages: that is, everyone who is fit for nothing else. BTW, all grammars leak.
My past American bloggers with tail between your hind legs:
No one can be so calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
These days, when we are constantly being warned of the increased health risks caused by obesity, misguided parents are killing their children with love. They don't intend to and we see TV programmes where the parents are in floods of tears when advised by dieticians that their children will die at a young age if they don't change their eating habits and get some exercise.
In my opinion many parents are either too busy or too bone idle to make the effort to cook a proper meal for the family, in many households there are no mealtimes or occasions where the family sit at the table together to eat.
Lets have more home cooking and less takaways and convenience foods, we may be a healthier society if we reverted to what I have heard quoted as war time food, an extreme description but I think we all get the idea
Christine lives in Dover England. Christine is the daughter of Rosemary's Sister Audrey (deceased).
Christine is Gorgeous, is also a real lady. Christine is also spoken for.
So watch it sport.
IN MY BOOK
if u try hard enuff
u will succeed one day
my dad told me
he never been proved rong yet
Vest seems to have cooled off.
Probably recuperating from the doctor's scalpel attack, which takes a toll on one's energy.
Time for a warmup?
I am beeger than Big Steve
where it counts
he may chop off the family jewels
Comm'n, how can we cheerup Vest. We need him back in action.
Jimmy, your comment reminds me of one of my professor's jokes.
There was once a bull(stud), happy servicing the whole lot of cows in the ranch. He would showoff by jumping over the fence. Once while jumping over the fence, the over-enthusiastic bull loses his vital tool. Dejected over his loss, and seeing the cows mourn over the loss of their lone stud; he gathers courage and declares, "So what, if I have lost my tool, I can be a Consultant."
those who can
do
those who cannot
they teach
I m a CONSULTANT
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how are you? Vest seems to have vanished.
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