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Twelve Noon Saturday 30Th. The Sun is now tracking about 45dg higher since bottoming out on June 21st here in OZ strayer. At this moment we have a clear sky and a light Northerly wind coming down from the Equator,. Watching the cricket on Fox tel until 3am gave me a late start to the day, breakfast and kitchen chores completed, I toddled down to the back garden  hounded by my seemingly; adopted Magpie family,. After digging up carrots and parsnips I sat down under the shed lean to and  fed my Black and  White friends their brekky of cooked sausage meat and bacon fat, I have a feeling these birds may be of the Christian faith, also they tend to get  more intimate when I am wearing my white banded black beany.,, One of these Magpies has a dodgy leg but gets around OK, reminding me of the adopted single legged magpie chick we had in the seventies which fed from the same dish as the wife's two adopted cats one black the other white and deaf with pink eyes. the magpie was free to go but

Wednesday, 27.  Should have said Englishman when they meet always discuss the weather first, as most women particularly the English love to discuss anything but and are more interested in scandal like recently a bevy of hags in the club asked," is it true one can tell a mans size from the boots he is wearing, "Dunno' I replied , "But the size of woman's mouth could provide the answer to a similar question. So being an English person by birth  the weather takes pride of place and the main local irritant  is relatively speaking  the  Cold and Wet (Like Siberian summer days). Yesterday was the second successive dry day for yonks. So waking S Y B-----d  our mower from his three month hibernation and being given a liter or so of high spirits he coughed and spluttered on the fifth pull, lots of time later approx 4500 Sq meters of grass was mowed, S Y B was resuscitated several times from clogged mud and wet grass and is now resting. BTW it rained ten minutes after th

A GREAT write up in the Monday July 18, Sydney  Daily Telegraph, pages 4-5. Explains the past and present short-comings of this unpalatable bunch of public servants, who until recently have enjoyed Carte Blanche among their 7,000 members, The former State Labour Govt could not deal with the RTA's unconditional authority as much as they tried.(union pressure) However the new Lib State Govt are having no qualms about sorting out the deadwood from these under utilized sedentary bludgers. Reports last week of people being laid off with a 10,000 dollar redundancy payment, having been paid for doing exactly Zilch for ages does not surprise me. Any organisation is liable to corruption if left too long without outside interference. One insider suggested to me that, one way of keeping business on the boil was to maintain a steady failure rate among new drivers, call me cynical if you wish  but to me it sounds logical to me that corrupt testers, be it for vehicles or drivers, it would ma

The wind  and the bucketing rain was ignored until I arose at 9-20Am this winters morn,. definitely differing from yesterdays  sunny and warmer day, when I rose early for my pre spring shearing at our local barber shop. The three minute walk stretched to twenty by gassing with neighbours on the way. There are several shearing sheds around the area I live , in the main they are dominated by shearing Sheila's where the customers are mostly women. Men can expect to pay around twenty five bucks for a short back and sides if they dare sit among leering women who consider it their ordained domain. Most women haven't a clue about cutting men's hair, real men that is, and a blokey cut or trad pudding basin job is not what you can expect at the Fashionable Ladies Hair do salon in Tenth Avenue Budgewoi, the haunt of the well off including nearest and dearest who usually departs those premises minus at least a hundred bucks. There are convenience hair cutters and are described as

"COR  BLIMEY" who wants to be an ARAB ? Is OBAMA the real. OSAMA under cover. PASS THIS ON.  This Guy must be exposed. Is OBAMA  a  resurrected JESUS ?

Info forwarded  from Stan our man and D/G and KGV Assoc. -------Original Message------- From: Date: 7/17/2011 5:43:20 AM To: Subject: Fw: Iceland's Volcanic Eruption vs Control of CO2 Emissions !!!!! Ian Rutherford Plimer (born 12 February 1946) is an Australian geologist, academic and businessman, and professor of mining geology at the University of Adelaide . You will appreciate his take on climate change (aka: global warming). Professor Ian Plimer could not have said it better! If you've read his book you will agree, this is a good summary. Are you sitting down? Okay, here's the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland , since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you. Of course you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress - it's that vital chemical compound that every

It has happened again. The people at number nine have cut across our frontage and have crashed into the ditch. Our box trailer strategically placed prevents  people in number 13 from doing the same , their frontage is looking like a Quagmire. Call me what you wish, but I refuse to move our trailer, plus they haven't apologised for blocking my driveway so I am stuck at home too. The NRMA truck is now in attendance, So stuff them. Better still Bollocks.

Suddenly I am Eighty Five, Fifteen beyond the allotted three score and ten, doesn't time fly. Time flies like an arrow some say, mind you up North in in Queensland, it's - Fruit flies like a Banana. I believe it is our bodies which age with time. Just thinking a few moments ago of the time I was fishing for sticklebacks in the brook at Chalgrove eighty years back, don't think the local kids can do this anymore, because when I was back there in 2009, I noticed the flood gate was permanently open allowing the water formerly powering the mill from the back brook to increase the flow of the village brook, making hand fishing near impossible. Time changes ways of life, and now in the brook there is an abundance of brown trout instead of just a few way back, they would have been helpful in the hungry thirties. Midwinter today , and it is showing  - cold and wet , tomorrow a small celebration, maybe. probably hit the sack early, after nearest and dearest returns from the club me

The New Burqa Video is available on receipt of your email address. Send to vest@dailygaggle.com This movie is cool.

W ith all the sadness and trauma going on in the  world at the moment it is worth retlecting on the death of a very important person which went almost - unnoticed last week, : Larrv La Prise. the person who wrote the " Hoky Pokey" died peaceful1y recently. Getting him in his coffin was a disaster.they put the left foot in and the right came out. Then they turned around. did the hokey pokey amd slammed the lid shut. >83 :-., :> -~~,. The nlost traumatIC part for hIS fan-lily \/vas getling hini into the coffin :> >. :> put Ilis left leg in -and things just started to go dOvVllhill fron1 :-..--::">ther£ .. > 1

     ISLAM. A source of Lies, Laggardness and deceit, lacking in Morals and Equality. When in my youth I was given stern advice by more seasoned sailors before going ashore in Egypt, 'Never trust an Arab". "They'll Strip you clean, skin you and nick your last akker (piastre)"  And for those more moderate and sociable people whom I encountered, such as those in the former colonies of Malaya and Singapore where this cap doesn't fit in its entirety...my  apologies. BOAT PEOPLE. These International Bludgers should be afforded the minimum of subsistence and no more, Most of them are thieves and whores escaping with cartloads of cash and jewelery to finance their illegal entry into Australia and avoiding normal immigration procedures, There is a need for more stringent action, to combat the guile of these intruders before we are completely overrun. A partial state of emergency comes to mind with an axe grinding  Government Minister  likened to Himmler to ex

 Start reading this saga from two posts back ISRAEL IS  SIXTY THREE YEARS OLD AT MIDNIGHT on the 14Th day of the merry month of May in 1948, the British Mandate of Palestine became the State of Israel. From that time onward to the present, it has been engaged in bitter conflict with its Arab neighbours. Never before in the history of Great Britain has such joy been experienced by  the ceding of Palestine to its new mob of incompetent administrators.  Israel 's citizens  did a count down at midnight last May14 to celebrate the 63rd year of the state of Israel , But sadly the rest of the world will wonder for what reason. What have they achieved apart from keeping the friction with their neighbours on the boil for sixty bloodthirsty years. Sorry if you disagree, but that is how I see it. Much publicity about the Exodus goings on prior to this event have been experienced recorded and written about. also a poorly made film made its appearance describing the trials and tribulations of

ISRAEL may struggle for peace, but its Sex Trade is Flourishing, The Daily Gaggle reports  From the HOLY LAND?        Yitzhak was lucky to get the parking spot along Tel Aviv's fashionable Ben Yehuda Street. It was after all Thursday night and the traffic was bustling. Rolling up the windows of his Ford Sierra, he tossed his newspaper in the child's seat; pulled out his phone and called his home. " Hi Honey, I'm just going to pick up some groceries and head home". then walking passed the flower shop and the supermarket he he headed into a seemingly innocuous apartment building proclaiming the words"Mo'adon Briut" or Health Club. Yitzhak entered the foyer, decorated in red velvet and yellow lights, where four scantily dressed women sat smoking and drinking tea. Yitzhak pointed to a well-endowed blonde female, well into her forties. The woman took Yitzhak into a back cubicle, complete with massage table and adorned with sexy pin-ups,for the sales pit

IF it isn't those Jihad goons or archaic Qoran cuckoos stoning their so called adulterers to death, we have instead those sharp beaked biblical bozo's from the 'Wailing wallers' team of stoners trying to outsmart their old enemy the Palestinian rock chuckers. It would seem that, the adultery thingy is not frowned upon as much as in the past with the vast number of Cat houses in the Promised land now into the thousands. Opportunities for a jolly good stoning are few these days. Rabbis are now too busily Bonking to be tied down to traditional ethics, Rabbi's er (Jewish Vicars or sumfink) condemmed a stray dog to death by stoning, "Why" because these simpletons thought the dog was the reincarnation of a secular ambulance chaser (Lawyer)who they had cursed for insulting them. The rabbinical court passed down the draconian sentence after a large dog wandered into a court in an ultra-Orthodox neighbourhood in Jerusalem. When the dog refused to leave, one of the

ROSEMARY. He who would have beautiful roses in his garden must have beautiful roses in his heart. He must love them well and always. he must have not only the glowing admiration, the enthusiasm, and passion but the tenderness, the thoughtfulness, the reverence, the watchfulness of love. Sweet as the fragrant rose 'Tis to have a friend. On whom in gloom and sunshine. I know I can depend. Your Husband and Lover Les, AKA... Vest. XOXOXOXOX

PSALM 2010-2011. FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT Julia is the shepherd I did not want. She leadeth me beside the still factories. She restoreth my faith in the Liberal party. She guideth me in the path of unemployment for her party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger for her bailouts are with me. She has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over. Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life. And I will live in a rented home forever. I am glad I am Australian. I am glad that I am free. But I wish I was a dog And Julia was a tree. AMEN BROTHERS & SISTERS!!

Monday, 4 July 2011 Happy Independence day to those who dwell in Unclesamland on this Beautiful winters day here on the central coast of NSW in OzStrayer. Yes it's dry and sunny with a warm wind,. Most of the morning I spent pottering around the back garden plus feeding birds(feathered) who now take me for granted. It was on this day in 1971 we boarded the 'Brittanis' which sailed for Australia at 1am the day following on Rosemary's 37Th birthday. We called into Capetown on my 45Th Birthday and visited the top of Table Mountain 4,500ft?, then Perth,Melbourne on Tim's Birthday, We had a tour of Melbourne After the ship unloaded a large number of Greek and Maltese migrants. we traveled to the city on a dilapidated dock yard tram that had been delightfully adorned with many four letter words and other startling pornographic pictorial statements, It was winter and miserable Melbourne was at its best. We finally arrived in a Chilly Sydney August 4Th 1971. My Favourit

A Huge Earthquake with a strength of 8.2 on the Richter scale has hit three adjoining middle eastern countries north of the Suez canal. Up to now more than Three million persons have perished and many more injured. The area is in total ruin. and authorities are in a dilemma where to start the clean up. The rest of the world is in shock. America is sending in troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Many countries are sending relief supplies. New Zealand is sending Hal Al beef, lamb and food crops. Asian countries are sending laour to assist in rebuilding. Canada is sending medical teams with supplies. Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Muslims. GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA.

Apart from typing posts into desktop then copying and pasting on to blogger, the alternatives seem fraught with problems, mainly the end of post magical disappearing trick, when saving does not save and other un-blogger antics crop up. I shall not waste time spinning a yarn on this occasion, I'll wait until it is all sorted. So I'll say adios amigo's on this wet-cold and windy day on the beautiful sunny east central coast of Australia. Have a wonderfully exciting weekend..... back soon ... Vest.