Laugh yourself Horse

Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet: o I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse … I guess Tesco just listened. o Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh? o Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. o Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger … so I had a £5 each way bet! o Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night … I still have a bit between my teeth. o A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. o Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn. o I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF. o Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. o Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers given me terrible trots." o To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian. o A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?”. Cow says “Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!” o I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead … Agggghhh NO! NO NO NO! And last but not least — Have you tried Tesco Meat Balls? — They’re the dogs bollocks!!   Sent in by Malcolm P. U/K. Vest back soon.