Dead person trumped

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The North Yorkshire Police report finding a man's body in the River Swale, near Richmond. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red suspender belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and a “Trump for President”  T-shirt.

The police removed the Trump T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.





In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.



 

Comments

River said…
Black fishnet stockings?
NOBODY wears those anymore!
Monday, 24 October 2016 at 18:06:00 GMT+11
Elephant's Child said…
Good of them. I suspect I would be happier with a grass smoking, cross dressing relative than a Trump supporter too.
Monday, 24 October 2016 at 18:40:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
River. A good looking lady at our chemist shop does. I wonder how I noticed that?
Monday, 24 October 2016 at 19:19:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
E C. I accept the gender difference , but not going to extreme like in this case the bloke ran out of puff.
Monday, 24 October 2016 at 19:28:00 GMT+11
Anonymous said…
My great aunt, I laughed like a drain. Seriously, I did laugh.
Monday, 24 October 2016 at 21:28:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
Andrew. People who do not like trump in any way or form are 99% of the Mexican population and anyone else with a functioning brain.
Tuesday, 25 October 2016 at 13:22:00 GMT+11
Granny Annie said…
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...............
Tuesday, 25 October 2016 at 21:05:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
Grannie Annie. It worries me knowing that that bloke Trump is a candidate for your Presidency, surely an expired Ronald Reagan would be a better option despite being dead.
Wednesday, 26 October 2016 at 12:27:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
River. While shopping today I bumped into this lady leaving her shop, this nice lady was obviously pleased I had mentioned her fish net stockings on this blog.
Well when you are sat down waiting for your prescription what else would a bloke look at, there are parts of me still alive.
Wednesday, 26 October 2016 at 15:57:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
River. Todays Sydney Telegraph shows a pic of Mariah Carey wearing fishnet stockings.
Friday, 4 November 2016 at 09:27:00 GMT+11
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