The Ball Picking Song

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     This song is dedicated to the trio of tricky ball picking cricketers. and goes to the tune of 'Everybody's Doing it Now'

Every body's doing it - Doing it-doing it- doing it

Picking the Ball and Chewy- ing it glueing it shoeing it

We all know it's been done before

Going back in time much before

But getting caught you get shown the door.  So no body's doing it now.
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Dedicated. to the trio of tricky cricketers. Copyright.  dailygaggle.com

Comments

John Going Gently said…
I can feel a press meeting sob coming on
Friday, 30 March 2018 at 07:50:00 GMT+11
Anonymous said…
A slight feeling of glee as you published this? There will be more to be exposed.
Friday, 30 March 2018 at 08:18:00 GMT+11
Elephant's Child said…
Sigh.
Winning at all costs takes the fun away from any game.
Friday, 30 March 2018 at 08:31:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
Andrew. It would have been less noticeable if that exposed player used his large smeller to extract a bogey To rub on the rough side of the ball. all though I do Snot condone this activity.
Friday, 30 March 2018 at 12:05:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
E C. The game is losing its reputation fast. The grotesque facial distortions and coming close to humping each other - Bum tapping hugging and kissing is not part of the game.
Friday, 30 March 2018 at 12:15:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
Jonn Gray Thank you for calling again John. I can't help thinking that your name closely reflects your gender; with no offence implied. But one never Knows if some smart person may filch the words of my silly song and create wealth for themselves. Have a great Easter and please call again.
Saturday, 31 March 2018 at 09:48:00 GMT+11
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