A few more jaw droppers.
Not for the squeamish, I hope you will remember that!!.
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The words Proctalgia, Proctalgia, Pygnalgia and Rectalgia, all mean 'Pain in the Backside'.
Before dentists chairs were invented, the patients head was clenched between the surgeon's Knees.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. And the first Guillotine was built by a harpsichord maker.
80% of plane crashes occur in the first three or last eight minutes of a flight.
Spiders can survive underwater by entering a self-induced coma.
Spiders in Great Britain outnumber people by more than 500 to one. If all the spiders were Brazilian wandering spiders the population would be ten times more.
A Brazillian Work foreman applied to his company for housing entitlement being he had recently married. In his letter, he wrote Dear Boss I am now Married and require a permanent erection.
His Boss replied, 'Go take a walk in the Jungle and stop putting the Bite on our struggling company.
A bite from a Brazilian wandering spider results in an erection that lasts for several hours. This particular spider is often referred to as the Honeymoon spider.
The last speaker of the Amazonian language was a parrot.
Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven" was originally going to be about a talking parrot, seemingly bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider. The poem was considered to be too explicit for publication.
Question. 'What do most convicted rapists in Brazil use as an excuse for their crime.?
The study of words is not the right thing for a person without a memory.
Linguistic analysis means a lot of people pointing out that we don't always mean what we say, even when we say what we mean.
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The words Proctalgia, Proctalgia, Pygnalgia and Rectalgia, all mean 'Pain in the Backside'.
Before dentists chairs were invented, the patients head was clenched between the surgeon's Knees.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. And the first Guillotine was built by a harpsichord maker.
80% of plane crashes occur in the first three or last eight minutes of a flight.
Spiders can survive underwater by entering a self-induced coma.
Spiders in Great Britain outnumber people by more than 500 to one. If all the spiders were Brazilian wandering spiders the population would be ten times more.
A Brazillian Work foreman applied to his company for housing entitlement being he had recently married. In his letter, he wrote Dear Boss I am now Married and require a permanent erection.
His Boss replied, 'Go take a walk in the Jungle and stop putting the Bite on our struggling company.
A bite from a Brazilian wandering spider results in an erection that lasts for several hours. This particular spider is often referred to as the Honeymoon spider.
The last speaker of the Amazonian language was a parrot.
Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven" was originally going to be about a talking parrot, seemingly bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider. The poem was considered to be too explicit for publication.
Question. 'What do most convicted rapists in Brazil use as an excuse for their crime.?
The study of words is not the right thing for a person without a memory.
Linguistic analysis means a lot of people pointing out that we don't always mean what we say, even when we say what we mean.
Vest. More soon.
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"I won't leave you and I'll feed you now you are 64".
Crikey I must be getting old. DAD, luvs ya.
Informative as always. I'll pray extra hard next time I am on a plane. Thank goodness Britain doesn't have those spiders nor do we have to endure a dentist's knees!!!!